Jennifer's Body

Another movie I didn't plan on seeing. OK, so we got Megan Fox, everyone's favorite girl for some bizarre reason, since there are a handful of actresses who could be her twin. Also, I think she's very overrated and looks like an angry person. (not saying she is, its how she looks) We got her half naked, killing "boys" and we got her saying she goes both ways. Wow, who cares. That + horrible movie = lame. Guys, if you want something like that, watch porn, you actually see things happen. Paying to see this movie for Megan Fox is paying to get cock-teased and having to suffer through a bad movie in the process.

Diablo Cody, I appreciate your efforts and creativity. However, showering your movies with your terrible lingo is infuriating. It isn't clever to refer to someone being jealous as 'being jello' and if they are being really jealous to refer to them as 'being so jello they are lime jello.' That's just one example of many. If you've seen this or Juno, you know.

Further, I wasn't sure if I was watching a satire on a horror movie, or just a horror movie. It wasn't scary, thrilling, or enthralling. It was predictable, lame, and just boring.

The story is Megan Fox eats boys for a reason they explain later. Amanda Seyfried, her nerdy friend gets scared and eventually tries to stop her.

It doesn't get any deeper than that.

I rate this movie 4.7 out of 10